Monday, August 27, 2007,

this is the legendary mushroom man in my story... aka jeejee yummy hahaha
huihuang aka horny hunter tryg to pretend hes shorter than 1.2m
the present that i made for ezrina... =)

Chapter7... A game

I watched eagerly in front of the monitors... When was the last time i saw these two together? Both were once important chess pieces in my game, tasked to assasinate horny hunter... Both were genetically re-engineered to have special abilities... When both have failed, i have decided that i needed to improvise and make them even better fighters... One was always longing for home, handicapped by emotions, making me promise that horny hunter will be his last assignment even after i had killed his wife... was it sheryl? or cherry? a pretty but nonetheles hindrance to my plans... the other craved for bloodshed and was always eager to pick up a fight... the choice was obvious... the latter ill keep.. the former, ill dispose.. He was once arrested for molesting a young girl... he has changed his ways and even had a daughter and wife... slapping him with a heinous crime of child rape, allowing him to escape, then capturing him for the good of Pasereez seemed like the perfect impetus for my rise in popularity... plus killing him would be no fun... knowing horny hunter will seek his help against me, I had gone to great pains to set up this match, to see if my polished product will fare better than his previous colleague... a part of the game which i knew would be most entertaining...

Meanwhile... the perparations are all done... with my timer run cylinders secured in air conditioning pipes and systems all over the cities... the dull and grey moods of this city would soon be alleviated... the city will be filled with endless laughter... those insolent bastards will stop their incessant whining about taxes, social security and other petty issues... I did not allow free speech just to let those ignorant fools sing the praises of others and belittle my painstaking attempts to keep this city happy... the crime rate was indeed rising... but have i not tried to surpress it??? In that case, it is a duty incumbent upon me to deal a little punsihment for being ungrateful... and make a day for the city to laugh at their own foolishness...

These two have never gotten along well... and honestly, if they have worked together I might have gotten rid of horny hunter by now... but its ok... I truly believe jeejee yammy will win against... oh... my press associates called him whacko laoticko... hilarious... 1hr before this gloomy city will see its savior... and a 2 V 1 death match between my masterpiece and two thorns in my ass... I am so in love with myself...