woah... feelg giddy now leh... dunno why... sick 3 daes le... then work halfway my nose bleed non stop...sigh... aniwae 2dae's blog nt tat suitable for kids.. haha..

but well, 2dae's a fun dae after all... its my k2 cousin's bdae!! n as usual, a gatherg of all my aunties n neighbours' kids... tats a veeerrrryyy strong combinatn u noe?? (4aunties+4kids= mass destruction... noise level believed 2 cause unhealthy disturbance)... plus recently i work at beach hut... im realli findg my boss nicer n nicer to me leh... haha... last time every little thg he will screw me upside down... nowadays he will juz tell me the mistake n smile unless its super f up... haha...

some very funny thgs happend during the party... i got one aunty ( 40 yr old, not tall, not thin :) ... she was walking halfway then her foot got steppd on twice... feelg abit pissed off, she turned n said " can u be careful while ya walk "(politely) but the ah lian turned n scolded her " oeeiii ya legs are 2 short la, walk so slow, my fault meh??!! " ...tat was when my auntie unleashed her 40 yrs of hokkien vocab on e ah lian... haha... i wld think my aunt shld have a masters in vulgarities man... haha, but she dun use wan lah... the ah lian muz be damn rude haha...

then after tat my uncle was watchg tv then was reminded of tis joke... a man was bathg in a lake, then he found a magic lamp... as usual he had 3 wishes... after thkg for quite some time, e genie shouted " faster lah!!! if not i go liao lah ".. afraid of losg his wishes, e man shouted in hokkien " i wadever lanjiao oso want!!! " all of a sudden he had man lanjiaos all over his body... in shock he shouted " i wadever lanjiao oso dun wan!!! "... he heaved a great sigh of relief after seeg all e lanjiaos disappear... but wait!!! now he had no lanjiao left!!! after tat he thought for awhile wantg to make his last wish correct... he finally said " juz give me back my lanjiao frm last time... " e genie disappeared... after finishg e bath, e man came up n he found out his lanjiao was tat when he was a baby :) be careful wadya wish for...

then my mum got tis UZAP copycat frm china... then all my aunties were tryg it out... then my grandma (super big butt n belly after givg birth to 9 children) walked in n stared at the uzap thg... (eyes poppg out, mouth open style) then my uncle saw n told her " mummy, yas... no hope liao lah, thanx for givg birth to so many of us) haha... actualli i think my aunties oso no hope liao la... haha... but i think e ladies, despite their main intention for looking beautiful is more for themselves, actualli e guys are e ones enjoyg e scenery rite?? so we shldnt complain 2 much when they diet or make up for long times la, take it wif a pinch of salt lo :)

hmm... watchg da chang jin now... cya guys, hope u enjoyed tis entry :)